Ask And You Shall Receive!

Hey Guys! I’m back again and this time with another excerpt from my life. This one’s from middle school in the seventh grade. I changed some of the names so it wouldn’t be obvious that I’m taking about me and my friends. To be honest most of my stories happen randomly out of nowhere.
And now without further ado lets begin.

“Hey Sam.” A girl tapped me on the shoulder. I whipped my head back to face her. It was my friend Sarah.

“Why do you have Nutella in your tablet bag?” Sarah asked, pointing at my bag. I tapped my bag and looked at her.

 “It’s for the pretzels that we’re going to scam out of Jessica. She never eats those anyway.” I say while getting into the lunch line.

“Besides the lunch here tastes like ass. Who the hell wants to eat nachos everyday? I know they be getting them from the Taco Bell across the street.” I pick up a plastic styrofoam plate and grab one of the cold lunches and walk over to the pin keyboard. I punch in my pin and scan the lunchroom for a place to sit. I spot my group of friends waving at me.

“Over here Sam.” Ellen says as she waves me over. I begin walking over there balancing my plate. Sarah falls into step behind grabbing some napkins from the box. I reach the table and sit next to Ellen. Sarah sits down next to me putting her tray on the table. 

“The lunch line is long as hell. How many people are in line?” I say as I open my plastic  lunch container. Makayla shrugs her shoulders. She picks at her lasagna.

“Too damn many. Like how are we supposed to get our lunch and eat it on time in only thirty minutes?” She finally breaks apart a piece of lasagna and shoves it into her mouth. I roll my eyes. I pick up my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the plastic wrap. I rip open the plastic off of it and take a huge bite. Ellen looks at me with a disgusted expression. She points at my sandwich and says–

“How can you eat that crap? It’s disgusting.” I look down at my sandwich and shrug my shoulders. 

“Hey people need to eat. There’s nothing else that’s better than this.” I say as I take another bite of the sandwich. Immediately I scrunch up my face in distaste. I grab one of Sarah’s napkins and spit the piece of sandwich into it. I quickly rip my chocolate milk and chug it down.

“Damn Sam! Are you choking?” Sarah looks at me with a worried expression. She starts patting my back anxiously. Ellen raises her eyebrow at me. 

“Told you it was disgusting. You guys should never eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” Ellen says with a smug look on her face. 

Needless to say after that I got sent to nurses office and went home for the day. Ellen was fucking right. Never eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.